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How to happily commit suicide
07-19-2013, 06:49 PM (This post was last modified: 07-19-2013 06:49 PM by Protestant Priest.)
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Alright, procure yourself with a good dose of viagra. The recommended dosage for your age is to be tripled if you experience heart problems and quadrupled if you are fit to run a country mile. Then find a chick and screw her till you experience orgasm and pop, you go. Your dead body will have the happiest posture in the morgue. I know some of you will try to substitute this last part with your right or left hand. NO. Wanking does not work.

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07-19-2013, 07:27 PM
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LOL! Me likes this!

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07-19-2013, 08:39 PM
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Well, for tops and straights. I guess it's back to the drawing board for me.

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07-19-2013, 08:49 PM
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GOD DAMN IT PREIST.

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07-20-2013, 12:11 AM
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Now, if anyone wants to kill himself, this is a very good motivator to get girls. Cool

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07-20-2013, 06:18 AM
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I'm gonna try this. I'll let you know how it goes. Happy

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07-20-2013, 06:39 AM
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(07-20-2013 06:18 AM)Daemonsic Wrote:  I'm gonna try this. I'll let you know how it goes. Happy

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07-20-2013, 06:44 AM
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(07-20-2013 06:39 AM)Archaea Wrote:  
(07-20-2013 06:18 AM)Daemonsic Wrote:  I'm gonna try this. I'll let you know how it goes. Happy

Don't forget to pay back my little investment before you die Wink
I hope I will. Happy

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07-20-2013, 12:29 PM
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(07-20-2013 06:18 AM)Daemonsic Wrote:  I'm gonna try this. I'll let you know how it goes. Happy

Now we're talking. Say hello my dead grandma for me. Smiling

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07-20-2013, 05:33 PM
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(07-20-2013 12:29 PM)Protestant Priest Wrote:  
(07-20-2013 06:18 AM)Daemonsic Wrote:  I'm gonna try this. I'll let you know how it goes. Happy

Now we're talking. Say hello my dead grandma for me. Smiling
No problem man.

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