What do you do when there is no electricity or internet?

[Daemonsic]

Title asks it all.
If there is no internet, I play my electric guitar, if there is no electricity, I play my acoustic guitar.

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iPhone.

[Okarin]

I'd probably just go into town if both of the above happened.

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I was faced with this issue for a week last summer with Hurricane Iren. I was out of power for a week. Basically I went to a starbucks and charged up my laptop and used that as a portable battery for my iPhone.

But if I were to go completely 100% without power I'd most likely just hang out outside, go for a walk and make the best out of what I have.

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iPod

Probably board games as well.

[Thor]

Go out drinking lol.

[Stoner]

Drink obviously.

[Compulsion]

Hang out with friends (Most probably), go to Tim Hortons or the mall, and/or educate myself with books. It would suck though, since nowadays a ton of people are reliant on the internet. If it's a 1 hour - 2 hour thing then no problem, I have around 16 movies on my phone that I've yet to watch, and my phone is always charged.

I'd say smoke weed or drink, but I don't smoke and I'm Muslim so I can't drink.

Another option if my friends aren't there for whatever reason is target shooting coke cans with my .177mm revolver (air gun) or playing soccer/basketball.

[Romantic]

I'd probably play my gameboy. The old one, with Pokemon Crystal. Why? Because that's what I did when I was a kid. Lol.

I dunno, I'd probably read or just chill out. I live out in the middle of nowhere, so there's really not much to do. I might sleep.

[Zlogonje]

I would go outside to my backyard where I have a squat rack and I would lift weights for hours on end.