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07-23-2017, 02:19 PM
Post: #11
Lmao hilarious thread keep em up!

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07-28-2017, 02:24 AM (This post was last modified: 07-28-2017 02:25 AM by DoubtfulScholar.)
Post: #12
Quote:THE CAFFEINATED CROSS
Stand, facing east, holding your coffee cup, filled with the mystical
brew, in your power hand, and assume a posture of wakeful alertness.
Bring your coffee cup to your forehead and intone:
"LATTE"
Lower your coffee cup to the vicinity of your navel:
"MOCHA"
Bring your coffee cup to your left shoulder:
"CAPPUCHINO"
Bring it across to your right shoulder:
"FRAPPUCHINO"
Clasp your coffee cup in both hands over your heart chakra:
"ARABICA, OH MAN!"
Extend your arms to the sides, and intone:
"BEFORE ME, MRS. OLSON"
"BEHIND ME, JUAN VALDEZ"
"AT MY RIGHT HAND, M J B"
"AT MY LEFT HAND, THE BROTHERS HILLS"
"FOR ABOUT ME SWIRLS THE COFFEE AROMA"
"WITHIN ME SINGS THE CAFFEINE HIGH"
Drink the coffee, in communion with the spirits of the Sacred
Coffee Bean. This last step may be usefully repeated as long
as you like.

I just had to share this one.

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08-05-2017, 06:43 AM
Post: #13
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There is one real moral in this world when you think about it, and it's called "Don't Be A Dick".
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08-06-2017, 03:58 AM
Post: #14
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There is one real moral in this world when you think about it, and it's called "Don't Be A Dick".
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08-10-2017, 11:27 PM (This post was last modified: 08-10-2017 11:29 PM by Scottish_Pride.)
Post: #15
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Anybody else listen to Deeper Down the Rabbit Hole?

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08-31-2017, 08:43 AM
Post: #16
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08-31-2017, 09:04 AM (This post was last modified: 08-31-2017 09:06 AM by Homicide.)
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08-31-2017, 11:44 AM
Post: #18
Do a spell for guy, due to translate issues, and not read well. I ask for her mothers day. I was binding the mother in law, instead of the girl
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08-31-2017, 02:06 PM (This post was last modified: 08-31-2017 02:08 PM by Scottish_Pride.)
Post: #19
Yaay I'm not alone on the thread anymore Happy

And nice to both of you.

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(For the bottom one) basically meditating in a nutshell

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09-01-2017, 04:03 PM
Post: #20
These are very funny and keep up the great work everyone.
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