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09-11-2017, 08:24 AM (This post was last modified: 09-11-2017 08:44 AM by Scottish_Pride.)
Post: #31
When trying to kill a servitor:
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09-12-2017, 01:28 AM
Post: #32
Lol so true

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09-12-2017, 10:05 PM
Post: #33
To which one?

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09-18-2017, 06:18 AM
Post: #34
https://youtu.be/fMK7IZbFgEY

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09-18-2017, 08:02 AM
Post: #35
(09-11-2017 08:24 AM)Scottish_Pride Wrote:  [Image: IMG_0065.jpg]

Me. I am this asshole x'D

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09-18-2017, 08:20 AM
Post: #36
The
One shadow mentioned

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09-25-2017, 10:18 PM
Post: #37
Things You Don't Want to Hear a Chaos Magician Say

By Node Fizzgig and Friends




-With some slight modification I can make it better.
-Anyone seen that talisman of mine? I seem to have misplaced it.
-Parsons was a wanker--- Watch this!
-Now it's time for the triple invocation of Loki, Coyote, and Baphomet.
-Help!
-What you don't know can't hurt you, right?
-Don't worry, everything's under control.
-I know what I'm doing.
-Trust me.
-Hastur, Hastur, Hast---
-Oops
-No, I planned this, honest!
-I'm glad you asked...
-But the *theory* is sound.
-Yeah, but you should see the other guy.
-But if it's already dead, how can it be a sacrafice?
-Now if only I had some bungee cords.
-Then Cthulu showed up.
-I really wish I had some chalk right about now.
-Everybody needs a hobby, right?

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09-26-2017, 01:50 AM
Post: #38
Lmfao that was amazing and so true

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09-29-2017, 10:14 AM
Post: #39
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09-29-2017, 11:17 AM
Post: #40
Lol noice

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