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Hey ya'll. American here.
Speaking to folks in or from countries, whether you're intel spooks, pencil-pushing apparatchiks, or just everyday concerned folks overseas trying to steer US internal politics and divisions to get us to intervene in your stuff, let's have a heart-to-heart.
Look, America's a flat-broke Godzilla, still stompy and very mean, but barely able to pay the bills. You should look at some of our hollowed-out ghost towns in the heartland. Our national debt's ballooned to an eye-watering $38 trillion as of late 2025, sucking up resources like a black hole, and leaving us tapped out for meddling in your endlesss, ancient, tribal grudge-fests.
And to those trying to use American pagans as a fifth column to draw us into foreign entanglements, getting them to think of Europe as White Folks Holy Land, you're barking up the wrong tree. Latest stats peg neopagans in the U.S. at around 1 to 1.5 million at most, and even that's highly questionable. A tiny sliver in a nation of over 345 million people. That's jumped from about 134,000 back in 2001, sure, but it's still minuscule , less than 0.5% of the population, and the rest are online non-voters. These folks are more into nature mysticism and personal spirituality than stirring up international drama, so don't count on them as your backdoor to flip elections to NeoLiberalCon interventionist foreign policies.
We can't keep bankrolling foreign entanglements without crashing the whole show, so stop pushing. Time to handle your own backyard squabbles. We're prioritizing shifting from being Rome to being a more regional power Byzantium, hardening our borders (with some racism mixed in), and prioritizing fixing our own mess.
Just stay the fuck over there, and quit radicalizing our young dummies. They just attack us. Literally burning shit down.
I like pagans, but by now I'm sure you know their more aggro phenotype:
Wishing you peace, self-reliance, and a speedy resolution of all your national conflicts.
- Your American friend from across the pond.
Speaking to folks in or from countries, whether you're intel spooks, pencil-pushing apparatchiks, or just everyday concerned folks overseas trying to steer US internal politics and divisions to get us to intervene in your stuff, let's have a heart-to-heart.
Look, America's a flat-broke Godzilla, still stompy and very mean, but barely able to pay the bills. You should look at some of our hollowed-out ghost towns in the heartland. Our national debt's ballooned to an eye-watering $38 trillion as of late 2025, sucking up resources like a black hole, and leaving us tapped out for meddling in your endlesss, ancient, tribal grudge-fests.
And to those trying to use American pagans as a fifth column to draw us into foreign entanglements, getting them to think of Europe as White Folks Holy Land, you're barking up the wrong tree. Latest stats peg neopagans in the U.S. at around 1 to 1.5 million at most, and even that's highly questionable. A tiny sliver in a nation of over 345 million people. That's jumped from about 134,000 back in 2001, sure, but it's still minuscule , less than 0.5% of the population, and the rest are online non-voters. These folks are more into nature mysticism and personal spirituality than stirring up international drama, so don't count on them as your backdoor to flip elections to NeoLiberalCon interventionist foreign policies.
We can't keep bankrolling foreign entanglements without crashing the whole show, so stop pushing. Time to handle your own backyard squabbles. We're prioritizing shifting from being Rome to being a more regional power Byzantium, hardening our borders (with some racism mixed in), and prioritizing fixing our own mess.
Just stay the fuck over there, and quit radicalizing our young dummies. They just attack us. Literally burning shit down.
I like pagans, but by now I'm sure you know their more aggro phenotype:
Wishing you peace, self-reliance, and a speedy resolution of all your national conflicts.
- Your American friend from across the pond.