[Opinion] Which TV Drama Character Are You?

[Xenophon]

Someone ran a sitcom query last week. Let's try drama. Some years back, I read a short story somewhere on line called, "Major Archie 'Pappy' Crockett." It's about an old guy reminiscing about his past as a WW2 fighter pilot, then a career as a narcotics cop, and finally a blue collar bar owner. At the end, come to discover he's an Alzheimer's patient who's been wartching "Baa Baa Black Sheep," "Miami Vice," and "Archie Bunker's Place" while really over-identifying. Sorry. Can't do that here. Pick one and ride it out.

Me...lesee...I'm probably J.R. from the uralt drama "Dallas." Why? Folks here seem to think I'm a real prick they'd like to shoot.

 

[Robert Ramsay]

Me...lesee...I'm probably J.R. from the uralt drama "Dallas." Why? Folks here seem to think I'm a real prick they'd like to shoot.

Oh don't be so dramatic, Xenophon

I don't know about "identify with" but I've always wanted to play Doctor Who

 

[8Lou1]

lets say im icarly, just for the fun of it....

 

[Djnenas]

I dont know about TV characters... never been much of a TV person. But in my alternative universe... my drama character is Cleopatra... talk about the QUEEN of DRAMA QUEENS!!!!!

 

[Xenophon]

I dont know about TV characters... never been much of a TV person. But in my alternative universe... my drama character is Cleopatra... talk about the QUEEN of DRAMA QUEENS!!!!!

Oh don't be so dramatic, Xenophon

I don't know about "identify with" but I've always wanted to play Doctor Who

Now THAT is a good one. I totally forgot about him.

 

[Aeternus]

Well, in a future life, I think it would be a perfect role for me as to be like Dr. Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy.

He is a Neurosurgeon and also gets to be very popular amongst a lot of females in the movie

 

[Xenophon]

Well, in a future life, I think it would be a perfect role for me as to be like Dr. Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy.

He is a Neurosurgeon and also gets to be very popular amongst a lot of females in the movie

No need to lapse into fantasy or yearn for a next life. After some years of false starts I finally learned the ultimate secret to pleasuring women. The scales fell from mine eyes the day I listened, really listened, to my latest coulda-been screech into the phone, "Just stop calling me OK?! STOP CALLING ME!"

 

[stalkinghyena]

Only ever since I was a little kid watching A Team!

 

[Xenophon]

Only ever since I was a little kid watching A Team!

So which A-Teamer were you? Personally, I would've liked George Peppard better if---just once---he lost the cigar. The only thing better than Mr. T was Eddy Murphy's obscene imitation of him. Dirk Benedict (the one whose character was weirded out on LSD) was from a town about 40 miles from where I grew up. Small towns can be unkind: surrounding burgs opined, "Bad acid-trip? Everyone in White Sulphur Springs acts that way." (Thank gods, times change. Now all the small Montanny towns do meth.)