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Why? Are you coming apart?
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I'm Jesus I have returned
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That thought - if Jesus fell apart and every Jesus claimer owns a part... well the guy has a problem.
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Doesn't he already get chopped up into little bitesized wafers?
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Maybe we should make a slasher flick about the return of Jesus...
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OK, we are indeed taking the piss, but the reason is that we get people come along to the forum every so often, saying things like "I have seen the light", "I have discovered the sacred truth", or "I am the Sun god Ra" so you'll forgive us if we've got a bit sceptical by now.
Understandable. How could it be proven? Would revealing Truths be enough? Showing the Divine Thread that connects some people, places, events, through Time itself?