Equipment Help

[MrWizardoni]

Hello - I have been a wizard for probably close to one million years. I have read the Morellonomicon twice and have made so many stews and potions I could never begin to tell you the half of it. Recently I ran into an issue while doing a magic trick where I do a kickflip on my staff, then land with a flash of green smoke. Here's the issue: When I landed the staff (which I never miss or fail to do so), it broke in half. I am stricken with grief seeing this happen - don't even get me started on how I feel about my big pointy hat falling off.

Does anyone know any sites that sells staffs/hats for cheap? Etsy does not work - I've been banned for being interpreted as abusive to the sellers (they were the ones who were wrong).

 

[Lyssia]

Oh, this is a very easy one. Ready? Get out your spellbook, you'll want to take notes.

1. Go out into the forest.
2. Find a good-sized stick

Best of all, you won't get banned, although you might run into hostile, acorn-throwing squirrels. And it's very cheap. I'm sure anyone who has read the Morellonomicon - and twice, no less! - will know what to do from there.

I do have lots of such staves myself, ready-made, but I'd have to charge you hundreds of dollars, plus shipping. I could just poof it to you, but I feel it's better for my karma to help non-magical delivery people keep their jobs.

 

[SkullTraill]

Ah yes, the classic one million years of experience but doesn't know how to obtain a wand.

they were the ones who were wrong

Of course.