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Azareth

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Hello, I'm Azareth.

Been trapped on this dirt ball for the last 40 years. Benn called everything under the sun by various esoteric communities, realised my ability to exist my current form was going to be difficult when I didn't die from breathing helium for 2+ hours, got hit by cars (twice) and various other garanteed deaths I walked away from.

Now I'm trying to see what other "impossible" thing is out there.
 
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You know what they say about tempting fate...

Perhaps geeking out on Helium for 2 straight hours didn't kill you, but the machine of your brain probably wasn't a fan of that decision.

The human body is resilient, it can take way more damage than most would expect before shutting down, and even then it can be brought back.

In all directions you'll find Infinity, nothing is impossible. Just know that certainty is a fool's game, and identification is a fool's cage.

Welcome to the forum, I look forward to reading your posts, so far they're very lively.
 
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I never said my body was entirely human.

I've seen and done a lot that I may or may not talk about depending on what I see in this forum and if I decide there's any point.

I only mentioned my "identifications" for historical context as people will see the parts they understand when they meet me (usually related to what they believe they themselves are for instance).

And when I said there were no side effects, I meant NO side effects. Like drinking strong alcohols for 10 straight hours and not only being sober but passing a breathalyser. And going to medical exams and being in perfect health.

But I welcome any attempt to test this vessel's mortality. Be it magical or physical. Because either it'll get me passed people's assumptions, or il get to go home and discuss my exile with the ones who put me here in the first place.
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No one has ever survived as much as 15 minutes, for the whole reason that it's an inert gas and they would asphyxiate.

Hell I'll redo the helium with anyone willing to get me to them or come to me.
 
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