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Instead of just introducing myself I thought I would start with a joke:
A 96 year old man marries an 18 year old woman and he wants to know if he's still fertile so that he can have a child with her.
He goes to the doctor, doctors says fill this container up with semen and I will test it.
Four weeks go by and then the man returns to the doctor with an empty container.
He says 'I tried, my wife tried, the neighbours and my son and daughter all had a go to help me with this.'
Doctor says 'that's disgusting, I must report this immediately.'
Man slams the container on the table and he says ' here, you fucking try opening it then.'
A 96 year old man marries an 18 year old woman and he wants to know if he's still fertile so that he can have a child with her.
He goes to the doctor, doctors says fill this container up with semen and I will test it.
Four weeks go by and then the man returns to the doctor with an empty container.
He says 'I tried, my wife tried, the neighbours and my son and daughter all had a go to help me with this.'
Doctor says 'that's disgusting, I must report this immediately.'
Man slams the container on the table and he says ' here, you fucking try opening it then.'