I was clearing out some old files on my laptop and found the rules for time travel I made as a meme

[Anziel_Merkaba]

Anziel the Wizard's Ten Rules of Time Travel:

1. Don't time travel
2. Going into a future is fine, but don't mess with the past
3. If you must time travel, plan to never go back to the time you came from
4. Going back in time to kill an evil dictator/ruler/war criminal won't work
5. Don't mess with unstable time-related technologies and/or magics
6. Causing a bootstrap paradox is a bad idea
7. Don't go back in time and mess with your family tree
8. Don't time travel
9. Rule lost due to time paradox
10. Don't time travel

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I can't remember when I wrote this down, but I thought it was silly enough to share.