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Yazata

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If you could choose; how would you like to die?

Years ago I heard Jon Richardson answer this question with something like
"suffocated by a lady's bare bottom" and I still think it's the best answer ever.
Can you top it?​
 

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I would still prefer being drained dry by a vampire in sweet embrace...
...or bleed out during some blood ritual in magic circle hidden in some long abandoned building.

But if this is about ridiculous ways of dying... I would have to be cosplaying Miku and I would have to die along with 50 more Miku cosplayers.
 

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But I thought you were the vampire. So then it would be an infinite loop between the two of you. That's cheating. Not cool..😉
Technically as a soul yes, but with mortal body... that rather makes me a moroi, a dhampir.

Though that loop is quite common thing. You know, reincarnation...
 

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Can you top it?
Oh hell no, especially if she is flatulent.

I think about what it would feel like in that last instant of being disintegrated by an alien weapon. Part of me died when this show was cancelled - fuckers left me hanging.
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Just fall asleep and if people want be with me in those last hours, it's ok. If they don't want it, it ok too. But, I would like to hear one of my own compositions (I am a composer) and /or Bach in the hours before and eat chocolate, fuet and tastefull fullfat french cheeses as much as I like, drink good red wine that is full fruitiness but not to sweet. Oh, and I hate cold feet so I need something to keep my feet warm. And I hope that I be able to draw and compose a little bit on that day. No magic, going to die is a magic on its own.

One of my friends still wants to know what a human thinks in that tiny moment before being dead. I am curious too.
 
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