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Many of you probably know of @Roma, resident Cthulhu worshipper and the most prolific multiaccounter on WF (@whome + at least 5 other accounts). In fact, the “Call of the Octopus” award was made for him (and his suspected alt accounts) -named after his insatiable obsession with “dark entities shaped like octopuses that are attached to all or most humans”
Now, my main problem is that instead of making an alt account, using WF discreetly, and staying unbanned, Roma’s self-sabotaging hard on for octopuses makes him stick out like a sore thumb, and literally foils his ruse every single time with the guaranteed predictability of a looney toons villain. Months of lurking, subtle hints and nudges, cultivating an alt account all ruined by the inevitable lack of self control. Almost on cue, like an edging session building up to an orgasm, you can almost picture him frothing at the mouth, tentacles erupting from every orifice as discipline gives way to the sweet release of posting “it’s because of the dark entities”.
Without fail.
Here’s the thing, though, @Roma. Your original account is now already unbanned. Making alt accounts is clearly not working for you, what with the stench of eldritch feces permeating the air for miles around you. What are you doing, my guy? Won’t you give up? You can return to your original account and I’ll even let you have a Cthulhu fantasy LARP journal thread if you promise to keep your dark entity nonsense contained there.
Will you be able to behave? Will you keep trying to make alt accounts? We have a drinking game in the staff section for it. Or will we have to ban you every couple months for the rest of WF’s existence?
Now, my main problem is that instead of making an alt account, using WF discreetly, and staying unbanned, Roma’s self-sabotaging hard on for octopuses makes him stick out like a sore thumb, and literally foils his ruse every single time with the guaranteed predictability of a looney toons villain. Months of lurking, subtle hints and nudges, cultivating an alt account all ruined by the inevitable lack of self control. Almost on cue, like an edging session building up to an orgasm, you can almost picture him frothing at the mouth, tentacles erupting from every orifice as discipline gives way to the sweet release of posting “it’s because of the dark entities”.
Without fail.
Here’s the thing, though, @Roma. Your original account is now already unbanned. Making alt accounts is clearly not working for you, what with the stench of eldritch feces permeating the air for miles around you. What are you doing, my guy? Won’t you give up? You can return to your original account and I’ll even let you have a Cthulhu fantasy LARP journal thread if you promise to keep your dark entity nonsense contained there.
Will you be able to behave? Will you keep trying to make alt accounts? We have a drinking game in the staff section for it. Or will we have to ban you every couple months for the rest of WF’s existence?
