statistical holiness

[Jackson]

The state of Texas has the highest rates of STDs and some of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the United States.

I do not. Am I a saint?

 

[Robert Ramsay]

The state of Texas has the highest rates of STDs and some of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the United States.

I do not. Am I a saint?

If all you needed was to wear a condom, there would be loads of saints.

 

[Jackson]

What if you didn't wear a condom? Wouldn't that be a miracle?

 

[Robert Ramsay]

Sounds more like the Russian Roulette of STD's...

 

[Xenophon]

The state of Texas has the highest rates of STDs and some of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the United States.

I do not. Am I a saint?

What's your source? The list I googled up doesn't have Texas in the top 10 for STD's as of January '24. (US News & World Report & datapandas.org) Though datapandas.org has the Lone Star State at #9 for preggo teens.

In any case, you're no St. Agnes. In fact, you are actually a drag on Texas' ranking. Get out there bareback and contribute! I lived some years in Texas and the state always went nuts when the 'Horns were #1 in something. I knew a doctor who carefully explained to me back when AIDS was the trendy terror. "That damn Yankee* AIDS can't be cured; but Texas AIDS? Texas AIDS is guddzammed INVINCIBLE!"**

(*Written as one word, "Damnyankee" south of the Mason-Dixon Line.)
(** based on a true story, like Hollywood says. Based loosely on a quicksand foundation, maybe.)

Post automatically merged: Monday at 7:26 AM

Sounds more like the Russian Roulette of STD's...

I think they cut that scene from "Deer Hunter." The world wasn't ready for De Niro and his Vietnamese captors...you know...