We're magicians. Let's do magician things.

[Khoren_]

Okay guys, I'm bored. Let's cast increasingly silly spells on each other to see who can come up with the silliest curse (no not really)

I'll go first.

I cast Knee That Keeps Cracking But Never Hurts

 

[Xenophon]

Phantom posts start appearing in your name and get you suspended repeatedly.

 

[Khoren_]

I cast a hair on a mole that grows back instantly every time you pluck it and you are constantly aware of it

 

[Ziran]

I cast Knee That Keeps Cracking But Never Hurts

Counter-Spell: Unhead-the-knee

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I cast a hair on a mole that grows back instantly every time you pluck it and you are constantly aware of it

Counter-Spell:

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@Khoren:

By the power vested in me: I turn you into a newt! Very briefly. For a split second. You may not notice the change.

 

[Khoren_]

Counter-Spell: Unhead-the-knee

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@Khoren:

By the power vested in me: I turn you into a newt! Very briefly. For a split second. You may not notice the change.

I cast Constantly Buffering YouTube

and Nair Mixed In Your Regular Shampoo!!

AND I CAST BANANA SHAPED EARTH

 

[Pyrokar]

I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK.
ACCELARATE BOWL MOVEMENT
AND FLAMING FECES OF THE NINE HELLS