What Cheese For Them Sandwiches?

[Xenophon]

I sojourn in China, the Land Cheese Forgot. I pine for Brie, would give my eyes for Muenster. Maybe would even take nibble of what a local called "Katzenatem-Kaese" at a Huerigen in Duernstein long ago. (This last did live down to its nauseating name when it came to odor.)

Name your favorite cheesy comestibles and never mind the mazookey-player.

 

[SkullTraill]

Can you type in English, please. Google translate doesn't have a 'retard' option.

 

[Xenophon]

Can you type in English, please. Google translate doesn't have a 'retard' option.

The strange language (comestibles and mazookey) was plagiarized from Monty Python's cheese shop skit. The one apparently means food; the other a hard to account for coinage referring to a zither (which was playing in the skit's background. ) The troupe seems to have confounded the mazurka dance with the instrument playing the music. The German means "cat's breath cheese," which is what the stuff smelled like. My profoundest apologies in a spirit of most contrite linguainmaxillamitude.*

(Which being translated from the Latin sayeth tongue-in-cheek-itude.)