(Challenge) Present to us your spiritual path as a joke

[Morell]

It is healthy to be able to laugh at yourself. So I thought that we could make a challenge, that will push a little sense of humor into our magic and spiritual paths. Can you present your path with irony and real humor? Show us!

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I'm a vampire. We prefer the night time, we are predators, sometimes frustrated that humans can invent this and that, but sunscreen that would work for us? No. Come and join the hunt , forever! And don't forget: Vampires suck!

 

[PinealisGlandia]

Well the joke I constantly make is that I'm the holiest man on earth because my life parallels Job. This being the joke because God killed my kid and then gave me more (I married a woman who already had kids). It makes a lot of people uncomfortable but I've had some light NDEs and am pretty convinced by the mountain of agreement between people who had NDEs so I really am comfortable with talking about the deceased as though they're still living. My daughter died, in part, to give me that joke about being Job. I'm sure she finds it hilarious.

 

[Aeternus]

It is healthy to be able to laugh at yourself. So I thought that we could make a challenge, that will push a little sense of humor into our magic and spiritual paths. Can you present your path with irony and real humor? Show us!

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I'm a vampire. We prefer the night time, we are predators, sometimes frustrated that humans can invent this and that, but sunscreen that would work for us? No. Come and join the hunt , forever! And don't forget: Vampires suck!

Nice one.

Now, I am a Unitarian Univeralist. I want to unite all the things like Legos, and sometimes I really get lost in the own maze of my thinking and discovery much like a cat in a ball of yarn. If I do not answer your phone calls, be sure that I am researching the Hermetic Kabbalah, or I am gazing too much at astro charts, all for finding eventual everlasting gold.

 

[pointwithinacircle]

Hello, my name is Benjamin Buttons. I was born at a time when everyone believed the world and all its contents were physical objects. As a boy I realized that this was wrong, and that everything was basically a piece of consciousness trapped inside physical matter. At that point I discovered that the physical world was continually fading away and that mankind was simply, desperately making up stories in order to make it seem real. Soon after that I began to fade away into consciousness and nobody noticed me anymore no matter how much I tried to explain it to them.

 

[12RelayT10]

Welcome to the border, anything to declare?

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Sir, that's more than you're allowed to carry.

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[Robert Ramsay]

I researched Everything for thirty years and all I got was this lousy book.

If the answer would fit on a T-Shirt, then all I'd have would be this lousy T-Shirt.

 

[Yazata]

I'm a Yaztafari. Everything gets a chance but if it looks like it's going to take too much effort I'll think up a reason why it's flawed and I have a better idea. And then I'll light a joint.

 

[Aeternus]

I'm a Yaztafari. Everything gets a chance but if it looks like it's going to take too much effort I'll think up a reason why it's flawed and I have a better idea. And then I'll light a joint.

Yaztafari! Sounds really fun and cool :

 

[akenu]

Well, I study everything from Hermeticism up to Yoga to end up using the most primitive, almost caveman practices for my actual Magick. Talk about studying advanced warfare and then just clubbing someone with a rock.