Welp. I couldn't even land Zozo with a suction pump and a truck-load of hi-tech toys, never mind a yes-yes board. Of course, I have a bit of an attitude. If anything out there wants to wow me the planchette can bloody well put on the moves by its lonesome. Back in high school my girfriend and I would use everything from ion generators, copper wiring, mood lighting, a bag of weed, binaural beats and a picture of grandma, the perpetual no-show, as bait. And hell, I lived in a haunted house. What did we get? Bupkis and sore knees. We had a lot of fun though, just not with the board, which, for all of its amazing lack of efficacy had one remarkable feature. It created a field of static, such that even had something been in the room with us we would not have noticed. All that came through was random noise projected outward that to all the world, sans our physics teacher, felt like two oscillating waves that scrambled the signal wherever they intersected. In other words, the board was like a faraday cage created out of two misaligned operators and an interface with a rather complicated history behind it, so, somethin built for, essentially, a very high noise to very low signal, most likely by sheer accident. And we really were trying to get something like Captain Howdy, which to my mind, in retrospect, explains why nothing ever worked for us. We were setting the bar too high. Wrong interface. The medium and the way it's used? the stakes are not high enough to attract a field effect. Nothing that could be used in necromancy would ever sell through Hasbro.