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Let's say there was a fight between Krampus and Baphomet.

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Bapho Pretzel vs. Krampo Boobieman - (They are twins and the pagan origin Krampus is mad because of the traitor takeover of anti-pagan movements, and Baphoboy is mad because he had to hide with the Templars for centuries, only to be mogged by fundamentalist man-childs on prime time tv again sigh)

So Krampus stayed part of the catholic polytheism takeover and re-re-represeeeents on the streets to this day, (although being attacked on occasion by 'the new europeans' on the streets lately), and the Baphomet guy is literally increasingly the scapegoat again, he basically is used to it now, and thinking about if he wants to shapeshift into their pre-mockery form again, that just was a janus like male-femal heads-androgyne...

I would say, flesh wounds, stinky goat breath, jumping and climbing around in ways that defy the laws of physics,
but in the end it's undecided - they're both still the GOATS! 👹

So now the question is:

Who against both? 😏
 

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Okay I'm thinking about it and trying to find more info on Baphomet and what Baphomet does.

I feel like Krampus might win this one because I'm looking up Baphomet and they? (I don't know how to refer to Baphomet) Seem to be a a figure about union of opposites and mysterious origin?

But in the legends Krampus combats people for a living. Granted the people are kids and kids are small but Baphomet I don't think has that expierence under their?he?she belt. I mean I'm just guessing because I don't think the kids in the Krampus legend go willingly and some kids know martial arts. Could Krampus take a kid that knows martial arts and fights back?

I could think that Baphomet might get their? Worshipers? To handle Krampus. But Baphomet could study martial arts and take Krampus on one to one unless Krampus learns of Baphomets plans and does the same.

Does Krampus's previous expierence trump Baphomets?

I think I've watched too much Dragon Ball.
 
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