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Lime In the Coconut

Xenophon

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Harry Nilsson sang about how you put the lime in the coconut an' drink it all up. So I tried it: 1/4 lime juice; 3/4 cocunut. Tastes like perfumed pee from some tree-swingin' simmian. Probably needs to be reinforced with a liberal shot glass of Bacardi. Preferably Bacardi 151.
 
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I'd recommend adding some coconut milk and pineapple juice, and smoke the eighth of coconut or weed along with the drink.
 

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Harry Nilsson sang about how you put the lime in the coconut an' drink it all up. So I tried it: 1/4 lime juice; 3/4 cocunut. Tastes like perfumed pee from some tree-swingin' simmian. Probably needs to be reinforced with a liberal shot glass of Bacardi. Preferably Bacardi 151.
Sounds like you made the same mistake as the woman in the song :)
 

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Sounds like you made the same mistake as the woman in the song :)
WARNING: Your post is not helpful to the thread. You should tell OP is there something he can take, I say, is there something he can take to relieve lime-induced bellyache?
 

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Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning?
 

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Dang, you're right. I was using it as a suppository this whole time!
 

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My guess is it's meant to be a pina colada with lime instead of pineapple. But lime juice is much less sweet than pineapple, so I'd probably use 50/50 fresh lime and Rose's Lime Juice (the trad lime syrup, used in gimlets)

Alternatively, just Malibu (coconut rum) with some fresh lime. Or like, half-Malibu, half white rum, cause Malibu has the opposite sweetness problem.
 

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I guess we all could skip to the chase and just do shots of Bacardi 151, but that really doesn't belong in a thread devoted to "recipes."

Your post did get me to thinking if rum, coconut milk and pineapple juice would be an ok drink. Maybe a bit heavy. It might be ok, if one added, say, 50% club soda. That and banned sticking them cutesy umbrellas in the glass.
 
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