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[Opinion] The Great Occult Roast

Everyone's got one.

FireBorn

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Okay folks, let’s start the New Year by blowing out the old energy. I thought it’d be fun to roast the occult scene a bit, just a big-ass vent thread. Laugh at ourselves, clear the pipes.

We’re not roasting each other. We’re not roasting anyone’s personal path. We’re roasting the cliches. The cosplay, the cringe, the try-hard edge lord LARPing.

This is a release valve, not a witch hunt (see what I did there?). Roast, laugh, vent. Leave your sacred cows at the door.

I’ll go first: I bought a spell kit off Etsy and dyed my hair green. I'm basically a witch now.

Your turn.

No personal attacks. No sniping. If it hits you? Just laugh. We’re all guilty of some of it. That’s what makes it funny.
 
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