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Theoretical philosophy, the implications of the Theophagy of hyper-violent muppets.

TimeLostMage

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Bear with me on this one. This post is stupid, but I am being sincere with it.

There is a game called eat god. Eat god follows warrior poet reality warping Muppets who, as is obvious, want to eat god. Part of eat god is a set of genuinely intricate, varied, and well thought out theophagy's that your Muppet might hold. Eating god is a vague and nebulous thing.
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I find this concept quite interesting, on like, a conceptual level. God eaters aren't the only kind of Muppet in the world, its a subset of a broader folk, so what kind of philosophies would lead to people developing theophagy's. If this is the esoteric version of a muppet philosophy what does a normal phillosophy look like.

In a world of Fantasy, Scifi, dreamscapes, realms of meat, and so on and so forth, how would a philosohy like this actually develop? What kind of philosophys would develop, if you were a muppet, and learning to warp reality was just as much of an option as being a cook. Assuming the fantastical world is has a base human belief in god how does that shift over time when theres muppet who's sole purpose in life is take all your god , shove it in their mouth, and then leave? What happens when that actually causes a change in how like, physics works because magic and stuff.

I have no idea, and it fascinates me. Id love to hear if this is interesting to anybody else.
 

Frater M.M.

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Are we all just muppets on the cosmic stage trying to eat our way to a better reality? :unsure:
 
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