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What is your silliest non-occult skill?

akenu

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Gotta be hard, nothing silly about playing musical instrument. It requires quite a skill.

I'll say that I'm the silliest in making my YT videos... or audio only podcast, as it stands now...

Ocarina is one of the easier instruments to learn. It even got tabs so you don't even need to know how to read sheet music.
 

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I don't know but I'm learning to whittle by making a twisty handled wooden spork to begin. (Probably splintery too when it's done, which.. who knows how long it will take)
 

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I used to be very good with a bullwhip.
I could easily knock a cigarette out of your mouth when I was at my prime. I would pick a leaf on a tree and not just hit the leaf, but start cutting it from the tip down to the base. It was pretty cool. Except I walked around with a bullwhip like a chode 🤓
 

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I used to be very good with a bullwhip.
I could easily knock a cigarette out of your mouth when I was at my prime. I would pick a leaf on a tree and not just hit the leaf, but start cutting it from the tip down to the base. It was pretty cool. Except I walked around with a bullwhip like a chode 🤓
Hoe you are not from the Belmont clan. (vampire hunters using whip passed down through generations as a weapon of choice)
 
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I'm gonna make a pun off the thread title and say it's my sense of humor. I can make a joke out of just about anything, and usually do. I probably crack about 10-30 jokes a day. Here's one I learned recently that I've got to rehearse to memorize:

So a conference of philosophers from around the world is meeting for their annual quorum when an alien ship shows up and hovers above the building. It shines a great white light down on the building and a booming voice comes out of it. The voice announces that humanity has been selected for a great gift, in one week's time the alien ship will return and humanity may ask of it one question, to which the aliens will give one answer that is completely true. The ship leaves and the philosophers turn to each other. They're honoured, of course, but they know they have to give the perfect question to the aliens, this is a priceless opportunity after all. After debating for most of the week, they realize they are no closer than when they started. After all, what if they ask a question like "What is the meaning of life?" and it turns out the answer is something bland or ordinary? Finally, the head of the conference puts together a question that the assembly accepts. Proudly, when the aliens return, he asks them:
"What is the two-element set consisting of, as its first element, the ideal question to ask and, as its second element, the answer to that question?"
The sound of hands clapping together resounds through the alien speaker as the alien announces "Excellent! Here you go: The two element set consisting of, as its first element, the ideal question to ask and, as its second element, the answer to that question is: The first element is the question 'What is the two element set consisting of, as its first element, the ideal question to ask and, as its second element, the answer to that question?'. The second element of the set is the answer 'What is the two element set consisting of, as its first element, the ideal question to ask and, as its second element, the answer to that question?'". The ship then warps away, never to be seen or heard from again.

Thanks for listening.
 

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I can play the Lyre Harp, but the catch is that other than screwing around and creating original melodies, I can only play Minecraft music.
 
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