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I'm on one today how can I ascend? I'm needing to find myself and get back together with my ex-wife Linda. My toaster is broken.
 
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Avada kedarva. What's the couples therapy spell?
 

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I can help you.

To fix a toaster one must acquire a wand of commercial stainless steel, with a flattened tip and slightly larger handle. Many muggles do not realize the value of such objects and call them “butterknives”. When the toaster is plugged in jam the wand inside and wave it frantically. You will know it worked by the bright flash of light.

Couples therapy spells are also simple. Just repeat this incantation where your ex can hear: “Baby, I was wrong!”.
 
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