WHY THEY DON'T GET INVITED TO PARTIES

[Xenophon]

HOSTESS: "...yes, Mr. Forum Moderator, this IS a delightful Riesling. But I have a very special bottle of Müller-Thurgau that I've been saving. So why don't you linger after the party, I'll slip into my emerald-green silken peignoir and----"
HE: "Wait a minute! Just wait one minute! We were discussing German wines, not ladies' bedtime fashions. DO try to keep it on topic, OK?"

 

[Yazata]

Great post once again.

 

[SkullTraill]

 

[stalkinghyena]

Cheers

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