[Help] Spells and rituals to get laid

[supremecoyote]

shadow work and a consultation with Azazel.

 

[Fish man]

The best ritual to get laid is to simply speak to a woman. Get out there man. Doesnt matter where. If you want to get laid, go to bars, coffee shops, walk on the sidewalk even. But you still have to walk up and talk to them.

And for the next spell I will just be myself. Talisman of confidence and pockets full of humour.

 

[ZanySpirtist]

There are several Goetic entities that can help with that. Research them, start working with them (like the above mentioned Sitri, there's also Zepar, Beleth, some people also recommend Asmodai - but he's supposed to be pretty hardcore).

There are also angels that can help you become more attractive.

Also look into the Pentacles of Solomon, specifically Venus.

And yes, work on yourself too. If you won't, and you call on these Energies to help, they will make you do so. Shape up and keep up is the rule of the day.

Glamour magick sounds fun, but I wouldn't know much about it - I'll look it up.

EDIT

Just remembered - there's a "ready to go" grimoire by Jareth Tempest based in methods of chaos magick that's designed around anything and everything getting laid, called "The Filty Grimoire". You can try the rituals there.

 

[robyangel]

Lately I’ve been looking for something like this too. After a period of more or less voluntary withdrawal, I feel the need to step a little outside of that perspective, and I’m working on myself as the first inevitable starting point.


By “chance” I came across this book,

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I’ve only just started it, so I don’t know whether it works or not—of course, the test is the proof.


Maybe it helps you, maybe it doesn’t… who knows?
It certainly sparked my curiosity—and curiosity always opens new paths.

 

[ElectricEgregore]

Cultivate self love and self respect - connect with the planetary powers of Venus and Mercury, look into planetary magick in general, the pentacles of Solomon are very targeted, but of course there are countless possibilities here.

Make yourself familiar with the associations/correspondences and symbols of Venus, wear silk on Fridays,
explore wellness related things and amplify beauty inside and outside of yourself.
Take care of your body, take care of your surroundings.

Drift inside of yourself and shift the focus from needing to providing and being needed.
When you are focused on worthwhile missions and inner/outer progress,
when you're in tune with Venus energies while not lusting after anything at all besides that progress,
when you are not masturbating for a long time - it is sensed - your presence becomes out of the ordinary.
Your eyes are sincere, you're looking for souls, not the deceptive shapes covered in deceptive colors and chemicals and cheap modern slavery genome altering fast fashion seasoned in vape fumes and energy drink pollution.

Sweat out the poison, moisturize in magical potions, embrace the mysteriousness of an endless blackness with sparkles inside of it - that is us.

The part of celibacy is important for men that think about their magnetism.
Stability is attractive as it gives the perception of safety, a shoulder to lean on, a fist to break the jaw of the deranged reptilian minds out there.

When your energy levels don't fluctuate between the extremes of self love and self loathing, high and pure energy and gleeful voyeurism,
between care and carelessness, between connection and alienation - you're the guy that does not have to articulate he's different.

Conscious celibacy makes you one in 100k.

It worked for me every time.

Once I reached 3 weeks I went from unemployed to new job and girlfriend like the snap of a finger.

Good you are aware you don't want commitment, my relationship turned out to be a great lesson in pain and psychological anomaly.
Just be aware who you mingle energies with, most today aren't worth it and are on top full of genetically altered virus spikes.

I drift with the current of my loneliness as all i see is pollution, I have the luck that people are literally drooling at me when I just walk around the city - And still I'm the loneliest young person I ever met.

The most important thing is trust in higher powers, yourself and being clear what you want.
I don't want to ruin a life or get my own peace disturbed - If I feel like going crazy I talk to my Daimon, Spirits, lift something heavy or indulge in some cheating, like a funny substance or some waffles with ice cream.

Look into Asmodeus and be prepared to dive deep into you insecurities and painful discoveries surrounding your sexuality.
Be careful what you wish for, my last relationship almost got me murdered and pushed us both to the edge.

Look into Jareth Tempest's works, he has a grimoire related to fucking who you want.

Let's fucking go, shall we?

 

[robyangel]

Cultivate self love and self respect - connect with the planetary powers of Venus and Mercury, look into planetary magick in general, the pentacles of Solomon are very targeted, but of course there are countless possibilities here.

Make yourself familiar with the associations/correspondences and symbols of Venus, wear silk on Fridays,
explore wellness related things and amplify beauty inside and outside of yourself.
Take care of your body, take care of your surroundings.

Drift inside of yourself and shift the focus from needing to providing and being needed.
When you are focused on worthwhile missions and inner/outer progress,
when you're in tune with Venus energies while not lusting after anything at all besides that progress,
when you are not masturbating for a long time - it is sensed - your presence becomes out of the ordinary.
Your eyes are sincere, you're looking for souls, not the deceptive shapes covered in deceptive colors and chemicals and cheap modern slavery genome altering fast fashion seasoned in vape fumes and energy drink pollution.

Sweat out the poison, moisturize in magical potions, embrace the mysteriousness of an endless blackness with sparkles inside of it - that is us.

The part of celibacy is important for men that think about their magnetism.
Stability is attractive as it gives the perception of safety, a shoulder to lean on, a fist to break the jaw of the deranged reptilian minds out there.

When your energy levels don't fluctuate between the extremes of self love and self loathing, high and pure energy and gleeful voyeurism,
between care and carelessness, between connection and alienation - you're the guy that does not have to articulate he's different.

Conscious celibacy makes you one in 100k.

It worked for me every time.

Once I reached 3 weeks I went from unemployed to new job and girlfriend like the snap of a finger.

Good you are aware you don't want commitment, my relationship turned out to be a great lesson in pain and psychological anomaly.
Just be aware who you mingle energies with, most today aren't worth it and are on top full of genetically altered virus spikes.

I drift with the current of my loneliness as all i see is pollution, I have the luck that people are literally drooling at me when I just walk around the city - And still I'm the loneliest young person I ever met.

The most important thing is trust in higher powers, yourself and being clear what you want.
I don't want to ruin a life or get my own peace disturbed - If I feel like going crazy I talk to my Daimon, Spirits, lift something heavy or indulge in some cheating, like a funny substance or some waffles with ice cream.

Look into Asmodeus and be prepared to dive deep into you insecurities and painful discoveries surrounding your sexuality.
Be careful what you wish for, my last relationship almost got me murdered and pushed us both to the edge.

Look into Jareth Tempest's works, he has a grimoire related to fucking who you want.

Let's fucking go, shall we?

Wonderful, my friend — we truly share the same vision of things. I completely agree with you.

 

[ElectricEgregore]

Wonderful, my friend — we truly share the same vision of things. I completely agree with you.

Ah I was so deep in my thoughts I didn't even see you had the Jareth Tempest book linked just above me

I tend to write manifesto like rants every now and then, also a byproduct of being a little deep into my hyper-individualized bubble of eccentric walks at night and pacing though the crowd as fast as possible to the book store to order Frater Achers new book on planetary magick that came out yesterday.

I also feel a slight spring tingle as the first buds of spring break through the ground and the birds look at me funny for looking at them.

My solution is going out there again, I thought of a bouldering hall and maybe helping out that film making crew again that I once helped out.

Our presence is needed, literally and in all aspects of life. Men withdrew for good reasons, now the predators try to take the cake and poison the well.

We all know too much in this day and age, and so the people that do not care about anything dominate the dating life of modern western cities.
Social media and adult media drove materialism to it's extremes, pyjama parties for long dong, nothing for great potential dad john.
I sometimes envy the conservative life in the eastern block, but freedom is a great thing - when we fucking use it at least!

Wish you all the best

 

[robyangel]

I resonate deeply with what you’re saying and with the way you see things. You can feel that life has hit you hard more than once. Freedom is beautiful, but out there the harshness of the world bites, constantly trying to take away the little good you guard so carefully and with so much sacrifice.
The sensitive souls of tomorrow will probably struggle even more than I have, and I hope someone comes soon to help them — even though I’ve always believed that, in the end, each person can only save themselves.
At first I felt a strong intolerance; now it has shifted into total indifference. Disdain has given way to a healthy awareness — a “do as you wish, I’ll follow my own path.” The way forward is the way of the different one, the one who speaks and is not understood, the one who wonders, “Where the hell have I ended up?” — and yet it is a beautiful path. Moving quickly through the crowd for me isn’t just about going to buy a book; I have to move fast, otherwise I burn.
I’m feeling this change intensely and living it from within. And with women, the situation is becoming difficult — manipulative, unaware, lost, and completely disconnected from reality. But that’s their business. By now I don’t let anything touch me, and perhaps all this darkness has only made me appreciate my own light even more.