[Help] Spells and rituals to get laid

[supremecoyote]

shadow work and a consultation with Azazel.

 

[Fish man]

The best ritual to get laid is to simply speak to a woman. Get out there man. Doesnt matter where. If you want to get laid, go to bars, coffee shops, walk on the sidewalk even. But you still have to walk up and talk to them.

And for the next spell I will just be myself. Talisman of confidence and pockets full of humour.

 

[ZanySpirtist]

There are several Goetic entities that can help with that. Research them, start working with them (like the above mentioned Sitri, there's also Zepar, Beleth, some people also recommend Asmodai - but he's supposed to be pretty hardcore).

There are also angels that can help you become more attractive.

Also look into the Pentacles of Solomon, specifically Venus.

And yes, work on yourself too. If you won't, and you call on these Energies to help, they will make you do so. Shape up and keep up is the rule of the day.

Glamour magick sounds fun, but I wouldn't know much about it - I'll look it up.

EDIT

Just remembered - there's a "ready to go" grimoire by Jareth Tempest based in methods of chaos magick that's designed around anything and everything getting laid, called "The Filty Grimoire". You can try the rituals there.

 

[robyangel]

Lately I’ve been looking for something like this too. After a period of more or less voluntary withdrawal, I feel the need to step a little outside of that perspective, and I’m working on myself as the first inevitable starting point.


By “chance” I came across this book,

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I’ve only just started it, so I don’t know whether it works or not—of course, the test is the proof.


Maybe it helps you, maybe it doesn’t… who knows?
It certainly sparked my curiosity—and curiosity always opens new paths.