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Chaos Alchemist
Apr 20, 2021
Everyone pretends to be 'free thinkers', but few individuals pass the line into expressive territories that may be detrimental to their own social well-being.

I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague!

Discussing a homeless man, whom they believe to be a werewolf.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

-What are you going to kill me with? Your soup cup?
-Tea actualy. I'll kill you with my tea cup.

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom.

Next time screw up better.

Who does not work - does not make mistakes. Who does not make mistakes - becomes a boss.

If her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin.

Reality is almost always wrong.

Take your art seriously, but never take yourself seriously.

Keep your friends close and your enemies in a barbecue pit.

-On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?
-You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?
-Yes, John. I think I can.