I'm Jesus I have returned

[Robert Ramsay]

Hello friend. Join me.

Why? Are you coming apart?

 

[Morell]

Why? Are you coming apart?

That thought - if Jesus fell apart and every Jesus claimer owns a part... well the guy has a problem.

 

[Robert Ramsay]

That thought - if Jesus fell apart and every Jesus claimer owns a part... well the guy has a problem.

Doesn't he already get chopped up into little bitesized wafers?

 

[Morell]

OMG! Forgot about the flesh and blood! You're right!

I was thinking only about the mind, totally forgot about the body.

 

[Robert Ramsay]

Maybe we should make a slasher flick about the return of Jesus...

 

[Morell]

...or alter the joke of I'm Brian into I'm Jesus.

 

[yotepha]

No, just trying to converse with others in good faith. Are you?

 

[Robert Ramsay]

No, just trying to converse with others in good faith. Are you?

OK, we are indeed taking the piss, but the reason is that we get people come along to the forum every so often, saying things like "I have seen the light", "I have discovered the sacred truth", or "I am the Sun god Ra" so you'll forgive us if we've got a bit sceptical by now.

 

[yotepha]

OK, we are indeed taking the piss, but the reason is that we get people come along to the forum every so often, saying things like "I have seen the light", "I have discovered the sacred truth", or "I am the Sun god Ra" so you'll forgive us if we've got a bit sceptical by now.

Understandable. How could it be proven? Would revealing Truths be enough? Showing the Divine Thread that connects some people, places, events, through Time itself?

 

[Robert Ramsay]

Well normally, when we get down to details, the other person either a) goes off into vague hand-waving, b) says things that are factually incorrect, or c) stops answering questions.

It's difficult to talk about things you believe to be absolutely true when those things are not provable. You had a real experience. No-one is saying that your experience is not real. But trying to persuade people that your interpretation of that experience is the absolute Truth is onto a hiding to nothing.

Star Trek IV:

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  : C'mon, Spock, it's me, McCoy. You really have gone where no man's gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?
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  : It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame-of-reference.
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  : You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?

 

[yotepha]

But others Could have the same experience. It is my job to teach, and find Others who will follow. Every person must choose to follow of their own free will, yes. I can only teach.

 

[Firetree]

People want to see some type of demonstration of these 'upstart' claims . Why follow a teacher without knowing what they teach ?

 

[yotepha]

Ok, here is rule 1, the most important: Protect the Children. All else will follow.

 

[Robert Ramsay]

Ok, here is rule 1, the most important: Protect the Children. All else will follow.

Is there any more depth to what is a fairly obvious truism?

I forgot d) come out with truisms as if they were revelations.

 

[yotepha]

Ok then, what would you believe? Or are your eyes willfully closed? Should I describe a past life, give you details that no one else could know?

 

[Robert Ramsay]

Ok then, what would you believe? Or are your eyes wilfully closed? Should I describe a past life, give you details that no one else could know?

I don't have any knowledge of any past lives, so that wouldn't be very useful to me.

Why don't you just tell us what you're about, in detail, without all the Desdemona-style LARPing that we usually get?

 

[yotepha]

I don't have any knowledge of any past lives, so that wouldn't be very useful to me.

Why don't you just tell us what you're about, in detail, without all the Desdemona-style LARPing that we usually get?

If you would have followed Joan of Arc, then you will follow me. If you would have mocked and disbelieved, then that is what you will do. Choose for yourself if you will follow the banner of Hope for a better Future, the Greater Good; or remain stagnant in disbelief. Blessed be, Friend.

 

[Robert Ramsay]

If you would have followed Joan of Arc, then you will follow me. If you would have mocked and disbelieved, then that is what you will do. Choose for yourself if you will follow the banner of Hope for a better Future, the Greater Good; or remain stagnant in disbelief. Blessed be, Friend.

So, no details then, only LARP?

 

[yotepha]

I don't know what you mean, but looks like your eyes are closed. No amount of details will convince some people, as you already implied. Bless you, Friend.