The duality of the occult is such a bothersome thing, in this case - Ignorance is bliss.
Should a person just be told and accepts that crystals are the real deal, then they just might be - to that person.
If crystals are a go, then crystal orbs should be as well.
I want my crystal orb, damn it. and it better be red or im starting a formal religion with the sole purpose
of making crystals do the opposite effect of what they are supposed to do. or worse.
We'll call it.... The Brotherhood of Mineral Malice
With the sacred text i baptize you to a trueborn hater, and knight you an adept of the Brotherhood of Mineral Malice
from now one once a week you are required to place considerable mental "good intentions" towards making crystals do the
exact opposite of what they are described to do. We are to meet the heretics with brutal refute where ever they emerge!
for we are jehovah and thy will be done. Eventually, we will cover them all.
Our forces shall grasp from the night, every zodiac, every tarot, dont get me started on the ouija boards, and we shall feast on the chaos of a million 20-something art/atlernative theater type majors
my favorite truestory.exe is how a gypsy psychic was approached by a client they did a reading for x years ago, once the client presented
the blessed rock the gypsy instantly recalled the entire seanse they had and her problems and solutions in minute detail etc, the big reveal?
she gives everyone a color specific to an issue, over time she got a hang of the type of personalities and boom, miracle on the spot.
to make matters more stupid the bs was actually helping the doofus with whatever their health issue was supposed to be for example.
our holy order leaves space for idiots to believe stupid things, it's different to be a victim of a million dollar scam.
i bless upon you this sacred knowledge: the new age was initiated by three sisters who made increasingly imaginative faux rituals
the floating tables, the ectoplasm, the paperwork - Lord, the paperwork. like you'd get a note telling you something profound
even though the medium is all the way there... the funny thing is, they are neither disproven nor rumored to be fake
they fucking said so themselves. and people still thought it was all real. The guy who wrote Sherlock Holmes was noted to love going to seances and prove those quacks wrong, i don't value that for the authors fame but the exact type of person who would troll like that
he added fake uncles to summon n that kinda ninjutsu