My joke thread

[AlfrunGrima]

Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.


What do you call a witch who keeps crashing her brooms? A wreckless hag.


What do a witch and a candle have in common? They're both wicked.

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What do witches in Australia ride? Broomerangs.

How do you find out if a witch is carrying a bomb? You hear her brooms tick.

Why do witches not wear a regular hat? Because there's no point in it.

 

[Sedim Haba]

What a YT channel!

 

[Firetree]

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What do witches in Australia ride? Broomerangs.

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Thats just because we lazy ! ;

'' What ? You want me to walk all the way around in that big circle carrying that huge ceremonial sword ! ? ''

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Mother Superior and Sister Virginus are bicycling back from the markets to the monastery . The elderly Mother Superior isnt having anyhting from this new young upstart ... sje is flogging it ! But Sister Virginus is hot on her tail . Mother Superior cuts a corner and ducks doan a side alley , making a short cut down the back lane ways .

Sister Virinus , determined not to be outdone, catches up with her and comments ; '' Goodness Mother Superior , I have never come this way before ! ''

Mother Superior ; '' Yes Sister .... its the cobblestones . ''

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- sorry guys ... Catholic upbringing . . . i got a zillion of 'em .

 

[Sedim Haba]