Now i know its the greatest robbery

[Xenophon]

Writing a book is literally creating money out of thin air, it's like a spell, write down the right words and magically residuals find themselves in your mailbox. Take basic yoga, gnosticism, science fiction, and conspiracy theories, put them in your mind-cauldrom, and you got a mediocre-selling book.

It's not average Joe's who write, it's average alchemists

I've got half a dozen out there in online "Buy Me!" limbo. I guess I should've signed the contract with Mephisto when he proffered, eh?

 

[IllusiveOwl]

I've got half a dozen out there in online "Buy Me!" limbo. I guess I should've signed the contract with Mephisto when he proffered, eh?

The magic comes in with making them gold, any monkey with a typewriter can self-publish, but gold sells