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Diluculo_DelFuego said:
Life and death are in the power of the tongue....
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I went to a magic exhibition at the Ashmolean Museum in Oxford a while back. One of the things they quoted was from one of the oldest known magical texts, a papyrus which collected things from both Greek and Egyptian magic.

"Inferior magic uses tools; superior magic uses only words"
 
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Diluculo_DelFuego said:
Life and death are in the power of the tongue....
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No wonder Satan is so powerful, all is revealed to me now.
Tongue Goat GIF
 
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Nude yoga is the new yoga .. must work wonders with both nude goat yoga and nude kundalini ("serpent force") yoga for bored housewives.
 
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Vandheer said:
Idk about you guys, but the title of one of Fuegos thread is killing me, "Being a whore for God" like how do you even come up with that 😂
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This is where you-know-who comes in with a cryptic utterance about his past-lives' recall serving as a temple prostitute (successively) in Lemuria, Atlantis, and Sumeria and being diddled by Elphias Levi, Alastair Crowley, and Anton LaVey in their earlier personae.
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Ziran said:
Open up and say "ahhhhhhhhhh".... then take it like a man! <----- kidding. I haven't read the thread.

( being a whore, I understand, is dissassociating and hoping it's over quickly )
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Sounds like high school
 
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Now this is funny:

On sale, on ebay, right now. Extremely rare matching cheeto shaped dinosaurs: $10,000.

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Xenophon said:
Sounds like high school
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Classic movie clip. Freshman intiation from Richard Linklater's "Dazed and Confused". The whole scene is two clips on YouTube. I uploaded the videos on mega.nz for you Xenophon. They're in mp4 format. Hopefully those are viewable for you? Links are below.

"... fry like bacon you little freshman piggies! Fry-fry!"

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Clip#1 - the freshman initiation begins at 53 seconds.
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Clip #2 - the remainder of the initiation scene.
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